MST3K 1007: Track of the Moon Beast

I've jumped ahead to one of the remaining episodes in the tenth season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and "Track of the Moon Beast." ("Bring your four-by-four down to Track of the Moon Beast.") I suppose I just may have been thinking of it as being one of the remaining "coconut candies" as well. As for what really happened as I watched it, though, we'll just have to read on...
( 'Let me explain by auguring my tongue into your mouth.' )

( 'He opens his curtains and immediately gets hit by Skylab.' )

( 'Some describe me as an ambulatory mound of suet.' )

( 'His condition is so grave he's confined to the ironing board.' )