And now to gossip about the tournament. Much of this went down after we had left, so I cannot guarantee that I heard it right, or that even if I heard it right it was truly reflective of what happened. But something roughly like this happened.
Some necessary backstory. JM, who was making most of the rulings about the tournament, is a stage mom. His stage child: SPM, who is one of several inhumanly expert under-age pinball players in the state. I'm not aware of JM actually cheating on his behalf, but rules-lawyering or using judgement calls to support his kid's prospects and generate content for his Facebook page and I assume YouTube channel or whatever else? Sure. Again, nothing that so far as I am aware contravenes any rule, but that thing where you're out of touch with the level of sportsmanship everyone else is showing.
A case, and one we did witness: in semifinals SPM had chosen to play Banzai Run, a late-80s game with a dirtbike-racing theme famous for having a second, vertical playfield as the backglass. It's wild. It's also hard; a two million point game will win you most any match. SPM, as player one, was having a runaway game, on the third ball already somewhere up around eight million points when nobody else was above one and a half. This tournament, like most pinball tournaments these days, had a ``runaway play'' rule for this sort of thing, where someone is declared the winner because c'mon, nobody's topping that. (If someone does top the score where the runaway player is stopped, they're both assigned first-place finishes.) JM refused to call runaway play on SPM, waiting for SPM to break ten million points and roll the game's seven-digit score. It's fun to see, yes, and JM was bragging about it on the SPM Facebook group and all, but it's also a lot of waiting around, dragging out the tournament without any possible effect on the outcome.
As we were leaving we heard a minor flap erupting over SPM's choice of Rush for the next game. A playoffs rule (a common one) was that you couldn't pick the same game more than once all finals, and SPM had already played Rush in a tiebreaker playoff advancing from the previous round. However --- and I think this the correct call --- the tiebreaker choice was a random choice made on the computer so SPM didn't make it. Still, there were complaints that SPM could play Rush for hours, and look what he just did on Banzai Run, a much shorter-playing game, why put everyone through that? It turns out SPM took second place on Rush, so it wasn't as bad as might have been. He and RLM had traded first and second places and with RLM taking first place on the third game (Jungle Princess) he and SPM were on to finals with MSS and JTK.
Nothing much to say about the first game, Grand Prix; SPM won, MSS second, JTK third, RLM last. The next game, Galaxy, was weird. The table was built in the early 80s, by Original Stern. But a couple years ago someone put out a revised ROM, new rules that make the game more impenetrable. This Galaxy 2021 is more obscure in part from lack of experience, in part because the game still has only a couple 15-segment LEDs to show all information so all the new stuff is cryptic reuse of the scores of whoever isn't up at the moment. Sometimes something causes scores to start rolling up on some not-currently-up player and nobody's quite sure why or what it signifies.
But a good thing about the ROM is that it adds a ball save; 1980s games would only give you the ball back if you didn't make a single switch hit, for points or not. This ROM, you get some relief after plunging the ball or making some shots that the Galaxy 2021 designers judged too likely to drain to be fun. At one point, RLM's ball drained right after doing a something and the game announced --- vocal directions, ``callouts'', being part of what Galaxy 2021 added --- that the ball was saved. Nobody had any idea why he had a ball saved, and they went around asking the other players and JM and MJS and everyone agreed, yeah, looks like he got a wild stroke of luck.
And then it turned out it was not RLM's ball. It was SPM's, with the points RLM was scoring going onto SPM's score. Why? Who knows. These fan-made game ROMS can fix outstanding glitches in scores, but they're made by a couple guys who figure they're clever, not professional teams with rigorous debugging and quality assurance workflows. And even then, sometimes weird stuff happens. So, RLM stopped playing and, as is routine for this, SPM got to play an extra ball after the game with those points added to his score. SPM was upset that the progress he'd made lighting up shots for more points was lost but there's no way to reset the game to exactly the state it had been in.
Ordinarily, someone who plays out of turn takes a last-place for that round. That wasn't called this time around, for the solid reason that everyone, tournament officials included, thought he was legitimately up. MSS took first place, RLM second, SPM third and JTK last. (This incidentally made it impossible for JTK to take first place, but he could still get second.) And then the next day JM would grumble in pinball forums about the unfairness he had witnessed at some tournament of the person who played out of turn not being disqualified, to the disadvantage of SPM. (Although not actually: all other things being equal, the change wouldn't have affected the final finish.)
Well. Last game went to Cirqus Voltaire, and not the Cirqus Voltaire you could play in pinball simulation. MJS, I mentioned, has a prototype of the game with a notably different set of rules. It's obscure but in a different way than Galaxy 2021 is; you can see the finished ``normal'' game from it. SPM does not have a good game on this, though. When a ball drains he grabs the machine and shoves it so hard that the head of the machine crashes into the head of Pulp Fiction, next to it. The game, not unreasonably, slam tilts, the extra-hard game-ends-right-now that comes from throwing the machine around harder even than a tilt allows. SPM protests that this is some freak event because he didn't touch the coin door and, yes, bashing into the coin door is one of the things that causes a slam tilt, but it's not the only thing. 90s games, like Cirqus Voltaire, could have three separate mechanisms for slam tilts and only one of them was protecting the box with all the money.
I'm not sure whether SPM lost from points or if the slam tilt --- as normally happens, even in tournaments where people agree the slam tilt was unfairly triggered --- disqualified him. I suspect it was from disqualification as JM's later trawling of pinball ruling forums asking about RLM not being disqualified for playing out of turn makes more sense.
Anyway, JTK takes first place, MSS second --- securing him the first-place for the tournament --- and RLM third, with SPM taking his second fourth-place finish of finals here. This, by the magic of how playoff rounds are scored, puts SPM and JTK in a tie for second place, with the tiebreaker on Subway, one of those one-player games.
JTK makes a terrible mistake on the first or second ball, trying too hard to save it and so tilting. Thing with these really old, one-player games is they have no bonus score, so the only way to punish a tilt is to end the game. And so SPM has a laughably tiny score to beat to take his second place, which he does easily and then ... he just ... doesn't stop playing. Nothing really says you have to, just the general sportsmanship rules, but it's not like he's having so awesomely great a game you want to see how it turns out. SPM ends up not wanting to pose for winners-circle photos and I believe he didn't say anything congratulatory to MSS or conciliatory to JTK. You get a teen being less gracious in defeat than a grown-up but still, he is old enough to at least shake hands or something.
So that, and after-tournament forum-shopping for people to say how terrible that was, was the weird postscript and what all they got up to while we were driving home. Had I known we weren't going to the beach after all I might have stuck around to see the finish, although the scene might have been unpleasant enough we'd have only felt bad for seeing it. As it was someone as they were saying goodbyes asked MJS when the next tournament would be and he said ``never``. Probably that's just the expression of the end of a long day where weirdly many things went wrong, and he'll feel different when there's a little distance from the event. I'd hope, anyway.
And now for the last of our visits to the Kiddie Kingdom Carousel that November 2024 day ... but the park was still open for another two hours so you're not done with seeing night shots of the park just yet!
Back again to the Kiddie Kingdom Carousel for the last rides of the night but, fortunately, not the last rides forever.
Picture from atop Baxter's [citation required] head looking out at the Kingdom.
And here's
bunnyhugger leaning back on Spot [citation required]. Raptor's in the background. I like that she's leaned almost out of frame; makes the picture more interesting, I say.
She poses for me on the ride.
And a hug, just in case we should have been the last members of the public to ride the carousel.
Oh, nice! Spot and Baxter, if those are their names, lined up by the sign introducing the carousel, in their resting place for the night. They should pay me to use this for a postcard.
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