I Wanna Make Friends With the Badger
Dec. 4th, 2025 12:10 am Today was my department's holiday party, held again at the nature center near home where we'd gone in the summer. This time there was way more snow on the hill leading up to the building. Turns out the stairs were on the other side of the building.
bunnyhugger had to work --- it's a class day --- so there wasn't any chance she'd attend.
So I got some store-bought hummus and brought that, being one of a handful of folks who didn't make something. Other people made, like, this Croatian bean soup or this pumpkin pie-based dessert. Or fried cheese-and-jalapeno balls. You know, Christmas food. The vegetarian options were a little thinner on the ground than back in summer but I could make the difference up in cheese balls.
And there were games, with the centerpiece being Holiday Jeopardy. As often happens with attempts to make a trivia game at home the questions were a bit sloppy. The date of the first known New Year's Eve celebration? Like, how do you define that? The office know-it-all asked by what calendar, and the exasperated question-writer just said ``the Gregorian calendar'' which added confusion since they were looking for ``second millennium BC, Babylon''. A little squabble erupted over ``the number of ghosts in A Christmas Carol''; I'd offered four, which was exactly what the question-writer wanted. The other team's head protested that Marley is the only ghost, as the others are spirits of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet To Come, with the database guy trying to make a distinction that a ghost has to be someone who's deceased. I've never heard this before. So I lobbed a know-it-all grenade into things by pointing out what Marley shows Scrooge an unknowable number of ghosts wandering the Earth. Our team kept the points.
In the White Elephant gift exchange I came out of things with a white ... duck? ... nightlight thing. You switch the thing on and turn it on and it stays on until you squeeze it again. It's cute, but receiving it exhausts all the use that I would have for it. Some folks got cutting boards, which are less merry, but would have fit in my lifestyle better.
And then a bit of pure weirdness wandered through the building. So there's this local furry, name of Elyon Badger, who's mostly putting up signs around town proclaiming he's running for Congress and scaring the bejeebers out of the worthless Republican holding the office. Well, he was walking around the nature center with a photographer and some people with portable lights and his fursuit head. I assume it was taking photos and creating bundles of content for web consumers. He asked if he could cut through the building on the way to other scenic spots and, sure. They also used it as a spot to warm up some.
Will it surprise you to know that Elyon Badger was dressed in a top hat and carrying a cane, to the point the first people who saw him said that is a very dapper-dressed man out there? Or that he was wearing a purple suit, like he was Willy Wonka? We had at this point no idea who this was or why they were doing any of this. I walked over and spotted his collection of pride flag pins, and started to suspect things, before I finally saw he had an Elyon name badge for some reason. So, now I've seen the guy.
So, that isn't how I expected the party to go.
Back to Dolancourt, pictures that we'd have rather had at Nigloland but instead had at ...
Small river running through the hotel's grounds; this was needed for the mill, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were also used for transportation.
Looking back at the hotel grounds. We had Chambre 1, on the first floor way back near where those steps are. The towels hung on the railing are ours.
Stepping here into the slightly feral park on the grounds.
I liked the relief carving on this planter on the bridge.
There's the part of the river leading back to the mill, and the waterwheel. I could see in the breakfast room the mechanism, but without going and checking I'm going to say the photograph didn't come out at all.
More of the riverbank. On the left are steps to get down to the water level.
Trivia: Mathematical physicist John Couch Adams, one of the two men who predicted Neptune's orbit from calculation, was first educated as a child by local schoolmaster Mr Sleep, whose advertisement promised he ``challenged any man in England for Calligraphy, Stenography, or the Mathematics''. Source: In Search Of Planet Vulcan: The Ghost in Newton's Clockwork Universe, Richard Baum, William Sheehan.
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