MST3K 623: The Amazing Transparent Man

Although one thing and another did get in the way, I've made it to the second episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 featuring a "Union Pacific safety short." Once again, "The Days of Our Years" may somewhat overshadow "The Amazing Transparent Man." ("Am I that amazingly transparent?" "I'm glad it's not the Annoying Transparent Man.") Of course, that just might be expected with a title like that. As for the short, we move from road safety (with a particular emphasis on level crossings) to industrial safety...
( 'Now, let's get to the dismemberment.' )

( 'Oh, well. Who needs fingers?' )

( 'Honey, I Shrank the Audience's Interest.' )

( 'Fine. If I can't get near the fallout, I'll just smoke.' )