MST3K 520: Radar Secret Service

As with the "Coleman Francis trilogy," working my way through Mystery Science Theater 3000 I was saving two particular episodes for a particular point in my rewatching. This time, it was perhaps less for the movies than for the shorts attached to them. "Radar Secret Service" ("Gary Burghoff goes under cover!" "That'd describe his career for the last ten years.") may appeal a bit more to me than it seems to do to some, but "Last Clear Chance" ("Your Last Clear Chance for fantastic savings!") just happens to be about road safety with a particular emphasis on railroad crossings, fitting its connection to the Union Pacific railroad...
( 'You know, I've got a feeling one of these characters is about to see their own intestines...' )

( 'Your attention please! You will love radar. Give yourself to it freely.' )