MST3K 412: Hercules and the Captive Women

I've made it to the last of the "Hercules" movies featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 that I still had to rewatch and comment on. While I've seen them promoted as "very watchable," at least in the relaxed content of the show's canon, I do wonder if they've ever quite appealed to me as much as they seem to others. Starting into "Hercules and the Captive Women," I might have been most interested in a sort of casual experiment involving the show's structure itself...
( 'Maybe if they pulled up the anchor the plot would move a little.' )

( 'Can God himself make a plot so complicated even he can't comprehend it?' )

( 'I'll tell you, this would be really exciting if I knew what was going on.' )