Rereading "Fall of the Republic": A "Fake Episode III" MSTing

Even before encountering the very ambiguous news that some of Mystery Science Theater 3000's writers would be recording an MST3K-like commentary track for The Phantom Menace (the danger that they would start from the casual assumption that the movie has no redeeming features and let this sap the humour with bad feelings seemed all too real to me), I had decided to follow up watching Revenge of the Sith with reading a MSTing I once contributed to of a fake outline for "Star Wars Episode III: Fall of the Republic." Completing that just may be more important than before. Is this comparison the most unfair one ever made? Perhaps, but I'm doing it anyway. Why? Because I can.
( 'The action in 'Star Wars III' will be backstabbing, genocide, and child killing! And it's FUN!' )